Is reality TV scripted? We don't know. But we do know that they've given us some of the best and most hilarious catchphrases in the history of television. Honestly, we don't care if any of it is as spontaneous as it seems. It's enough that real people pretending not to notice that they're being filmed managed to say things intended to be insightful and inspiring but which are, more often than not, just silly and weird. This is the world we live in now, and it's nothing short of spectacular.

Here are just 30 of our favorite funny catchphrases from the long and rich history of reality television. We owe these people, or the writing staffs who carefully constructed their dialog, a debt of gratitude. They made our lives a little better, or at least more ridiculous.

Just because RuPaul thinks you're not worthy, that doesn't mean he wants you to leave without putting your hips into it.

We're still pretty sure that American Idol host Randy Jackson was making it up as he went along—by "pitchy" wasn't he really saying "just sing it better?"—but he'll always be our number one dawg.

This funny catchphrase attempts to explain a time when something is so true, you'd swear to it on a bible like they do in court, but you're not going to because you're not technically under oath, and also what you're saying is probably untrue anyway, that's when it's appropriate to shout "bible" like a crazy person.

Y'know Guy Fieri,  it's okay just to say "This taste good." But making up a fictional municipality for decadent food is definitely a way more fun way to go.

It's likely that without this mnemonic device, the boys from Jersey Shore would've totally left out something on their "gym, tan, laundry" to-do list. They might have accidentally read a book or had a moment of self-reflection! (Burn.)

It may sound like a sound effect from an 80s arcade game, but this is actually a classic put-down by NeNe Leakes. "Bloop" is shorthand for "I just told the truth." Or possibly what happens when Mario hits you with an oversized hammer.

There's nothing wrong with host Heidi Klum slipping into her native German to send a contestant home with this funny catchphrase. But it always made us expect one of the other judges to go full-on Sargent Schultz and start muttering, "I know nuthink!"

Nobody likes a soggy bottom, but they're enough to send an old British lady who likes sweets into a rage.

There's something about this catchphrase that always makes us laugh. You don't say "Make it work" when somebody clearly has it figured out. "Make it work" is a kinder way of saying "Just try not to completely screw this up, okay?"

At the RHOA reunion, Phaedra threw an uncomfortable amount of shade Kendra's way for texting her husband, Apollo. After Kenda twirled around the room (because, well, she's Kendra), Phaedra confronted her about the texts and then ended her read with the catchphrase "twirl on that." Truly iconic.

Tamar Braxton's attempt at public shaming, by taking the "have a seat" condemnation to a ludicrous extreme, never had the gravitas she probably intended. It always seemed like she was requesting a Benny Hill-esque game of musical chairs.

It starts out like church, and then ends like a 4 am last call when you realize, "Oh no, I've been drinking all night with a Kardashian?"

Every time Pauly D announced this funny catchphrase to his roommates, all we heard was, "Our chariot to public debasement awaits."

Wait, are they voting out a dance competitor or overthrowing a monarchy?

Cause if Papa Phil says it three times, you know it's true.

Paris Hilton's signature compliment is the quickest way to make anything seem instantly gross.

Can you imagine if any game show host but Regis Philbin asked this? It's incredibly passive-aggressive. It basically means, "Seriously? You're going with that answer? I'm giving you one more chance to not be an idiot."ae0fcc31ae342fd3a1346ebb1f342fcb

It's a game show send-off that tries to be brutal, but ends up being polite. "You are done here! Also, goodbye, have a lovely trip home!"

It's all about the delivery!

We know Lil' Scrappy was probably trying to compare himself to a tiger or a lion, but for some reason, we always think he's calling himself a kitty. And that's just awwwwww.

Kenya Moore's catchphrase works on so many levels it's not only funny, but it's also likely the cleverest on this list.

That quote alone is why Mama June will always be our spirit animal.

We want to believe that Flavor Flav ended every relationship by using this funny catchphrase and handing his ex a gigantic clock. Don't even bother telling us it didn't happen!

This catchphrase is even funnier out of context, decades after the game show where it originated was cancelled.

It's hard to explain why we find this favorite comeback by Bethenny Frankel so satisfying. We just appreciate insulting somebody who's annoying you by accusing him or her of messing with your athletic supporter. It's so weird and out of left field.

The only game show elimination catchphrase that's actually good news.

Nobody is as hilariously disrespectful like Joseline Hernandez treating someone like her butler.

No, Jeff Probst, I just came to this island to get a tan and eat bugs and rice for a month! Of course it's worth playing for!

If we tried throwing shade like Kenya Moore, it would not go nearly as well.

Sheree sure knows how to start a fight. Any takers?

When Amina finally broke the news to Tara that she was indeed Peter Gunz' wife—and in a true dramatic flair, threw her license on the table for proof.

Whenever Momma Dee was sick and tired of Erica, she called her imaginary guards to take them away. I mean, what an inspiration.

Not only did Arnold Schwarzenegger do his own unique spin on Trump's "You're fired!" catchphrase, he gave a little plug to one of his movies. Hey, it could've been worse. He could've said, "I cannot tell a True Lie. This is your End of Days. Jingle All the Way outta here!"

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